What if Anti-Vaxxers ran a hospital? #covid19
Hey there. Welcome to Antivax Hospital. Antivax hospital? Yeah. The previous administrator stopped getting kickbacks from big pharma when everyone stopped getting the COVID jab. So, they had no choice but to sell to the antivaxers. Oh, well, I’m having really bad chest pain. Yeah, this EKG looks bad. You’re having a heart attack. Oh my god. What do we do? Well, you’re only having a heart attack because you’re overweight and you eat poorly. So, let’s talk about diet and exercise. But we don’t have time for that. I need medicines, don’t I? No. Big farmer wants you to think that you need medicines. It’s all about lifestyle changes. Or maybe a heart procedure. No. At this hospital, we rely on our body’s natural anti-coagulating effects to unclog coronary arteries. Does that work? They worked for my friend’s uncle. I’m pretty sure I read that you could do heart procedures for heart attacks. You probably read that on a fake news media site. What? Plus, these heart procedures don’t always work. My niece’s chemistry teacher got one and she still died from the heart attack, so they’re useless. But if you don’t do anything, I could die. It’s pretty rare that you die from the actual heart attack. Usually, it’s from arhythmias or ventricular rupture. Doctors are supposed to help people. Well, I’m not a sheep. You’ll lose your job if you let me die. They can’t fire me for that. That’s discrimination. Oh, let’s get some vitamin C over here. Stat. Oh, he’s dead. Thanks a lot, Ouchie.
