THIS GAME IS MY DREAM COME TRUE | MY FRIEND PEDRO
You just take this thing and put it in there and Whoa. A bunch of idiots, man. You got Okay. You think I’m Who you think I am? Oh my god. Whoa. Oh, this is beautiful. Oh, this game is dope. Old ass dude. If you don’t go to a retirement home, what are y’all doing, man? How many dudes are in the car? Okay, static doom won’t save you. My friend Pedro Pedro, the blackberry. No, don’t automatically capture these moments. Let’s go. Go home. Devolver. Shout. Devolver. Always man. Shout hotline. Shout all of them. My my friend Ped. How do you Mexican say the Mexican Pedro? My friend Pedro. Blood bullets bananas. It’s like a freak ass documentary about a banana farm back home. Yo, y’all know I grew up on a banana farm. Y ain’t know. The more you know about static, man. What’s up? What’s up? You went now tuned in to the Chicago with man. static. You’re on that. My friend Pedro Blood, Bullets, Bananas, TripleB, BBW, what BBB. Yo, man. So, this is recommendation from the Discord. We’re catching up on our games, y’all. We’re finally getting these long ass games out the way. Like I said last video with Bendy. Go check that video out if you I don’t know if it’s uploading first or not, but it’s a cool I enjoyed that video. That video was very fun. I like it. I like the game. I played on my own time definitely. So, yeah. I think this is like a fast-paced hotline like, you know what I’m saying? Devolver worked on it, so probably right. Um, bananas partly recharging health. Let’s go on hard, man. You know I am, man. Loser. You’re a loser. This is a name. Double M. Hey, is is this my banana talking to me? Yo, shout out my cousin, bro. I think you play this game. Shout shout out you, Ja. Wake up. Oh, it is a banana. I was right. Rise and shine, sleepy head. This [ __ ] is skits. Okay, so this game seems like a cult classic. You know how I how I am about these cult classics, y’all. Oh, relax. It’s me, Pedro, your friend. You got knocked out pretty bad there, my friend. Are you okay, Essay? How many figures am I holding up? Ah, never mind. Let’s just get out of here. Okay. Oh, you jump like a freaking re. You jump like a freaking five [ __ ] Why you jump like that? Aha. Look how you wall jumping to the next floor. I say okay. Nice. Yeah, the music. This music tough though. This looks intricate. Yo, I don’t know if I’m that I don’t know if I’m good enough for this. You could roll that freaking Sonic episode. What? Oh yeah. Oh, Chucks. That’s Mr. the Butcher. His meat operation is is a fun for smuggling unlicensed firearms. I say the meat is mainly rats, pigeons, and whatever person they didn’t like. Oh, man. This is definitely what some of y’all be eating, bro. I be eating it, too. But I real fast food. But McDonald’s, if you want a static static meal, hit me. I guess that explains how we ended up here. Oh, he wants to cook us. What? Old ass [ __ ] What are you doing there? If you don’t go taking care of your grandkids, it’s quiet. Yo, if you’re older, your name is Bob. You got to change your name, bro. I’m playing. And I’m shout my balls. It’s quiet out there tonight. Don’t Don’t interrupt me while I’m working. You simpleton. The ship meat. Is the shipment ready? After ship meat, it’s almost useless slackers. I’ll show them what happens when they slack off. Go make yourself useless. Prepare whatever. Sorry. Sack of meat laying in the basement. Pop your head over. I’m going bust it open, bro. Coming this way. I shoot him, man. Take him out. Ready? Let’s go. But damn, Graham took three body shots. What? I thought you went Can you run in this game? You can’t run. What is this? [Music] This is a try hard, man. Oh, yeah. Let’s go. I got hit not once. Come on. I’m freaking goated. Can he reload? Reload. Yo, these old ass dudes cannot be taking these shots like that, bro. And why are these people freaking in their 50s? What’s going on? They all balding. Maybe that’s an England. Maybe that’s an England thing. I I don’t know. These [ __ ] are English. Have you been drinking water essay? You don’t potassium. People don’t put me down your throat and swallow. Essay. What the hell are you talking about? Come, I’ll take you to my special place and help you back on track. What? This is where I go when you can’t see me. Now, let me show you something. Hold still, [ __ ] Put his banana in my head. Wow. On a max pain. See that? When he focus, it slows his time down. And when he focus, you can do flips in the air. Now you try it. Okay. Now do a flip in slow motion while shooting this priceless vase my grandmother gave to me. Oh yo, this is hard, bro. I almost broke my freaking neck. Y’all saw that? You need that Assassin’s Creed um skill that makes Okay, I love Assassin’s Creed. I need Yo, I know [ __ ] like hating on Assassin’s Creed like the the latest ones, but I think Odyssey and Origins were great Assassin’s Creed, but they shouldn’t be named Assassin’s Creed and it should be named something else like a spin-off or something like that, but I love Assassin’s Creed. One of my favorite franchises of all time. The latest one. The latest one. Oh. Oh, let’s go, man. Freedy. Did I do it right? I think I did, man. I think I did. I could be wrong. Reload that. Hold that ass, [ __ ] Come on. Tell your grandkids. Oh, get up, [ __ ] What are you doing? I just split killed though, but I still messed up. It ain’t that ain’t that bad. Ain’t that bad. Look at look at look what I did to him, man. Y’all love the split kill [ __ ] bro. It’s golden, man. Look at the [ __ ] go insane. Come on. You sure? You sure you know what you’re doing? Of course, man. Relax. These turrets practically install themselves. You just take this thing and put it in there. And Whoa. What a bunch of idiots, man. You got Okay. You think I’m Who you think I am? Oh my god. Yo, this dude is insane. [ __ ] might be flashed. I’m going to give you a buck. Remember, you can use the same maneuver to dodge any incoming bullets. Okay, bet. Holy [ __ ] Let’s go, man. I didn’t lose that much health. That was That was dope. That was dope. That was That was dope. That was dope. Shut up, [ __ ] That was nice, man. I didn’t even lose not one bar. If I If I lost a bar last part, I would have been that would have not been swag. But it was swag nonetheless. Yep. Just as I thought. We’re We’re in Oldtown. Mitch runs this place. Okay. It’s like It’s like a retirement over senior mobsters. Exactly. That’s what I’m saying. All these [ __ ] are balling. Okay. Get up, man. I got hurt. I didn’t I did not I hate getting hit, bro. That shouldn’t have got hit. I was Come on. I need a better gun. I need some I need Oh my gosh. Insta kill. Yo, Pedro, look at me like I’m freaking golden, man. Look at him. Look at him. He know what’s going on. He know my name, man. Come on. Easy. That was bad. That was bad. That was That was terrible, bro. That was not swag at all, man. Oh my gosh. Get him. Kick him. Kick the [ __ ] Oh my. This [ __ ] is trash. Kick him. Dope, dope, dope, dope. I like it. I like it. I like it. This game is funny, y’all. Final rating. Let me see what I got. A B for bananas. Yeah, look at that. I guess that’s what Nvidia was talking about. All right, Nvidia. That was badass, man. Sponsor me one day. No, the fastest way out of Oldtown is through Mitch’s fine dining restaurant other end. Here we go. I’m about to take Mitch off the map, y’all. Easy. These dudes are really in their old age, bro. That’s insane. Reload. Reload. Reload. Come on, man. These old [ __ ] should not be hitting that. Oh, wait. I didn’t get that [ __ ] Oh my gosh. Perfect. Let’s go. I still got him. Oh, perfect. They be They really rocking at the wrong time. Comedic effect. Yo, I’m telling you. Get the [ __ ] man. Let’s go, man. I have to get me out of this game. Come on. That was a B2. Dang, man. Was that even a good kill? I think it was, bro. That was money. I like that. I think this is an iPhone game, too, right? I could be tripping. I could be tripping on that part. This game been out though. I like it. I like it. Oldtown used to y’all talk about this um this party hard game. I want to try that too. Oldtown used to be place bursting with culture before Mitch and the Butcher moved in. Mitch the Butcher moved in. My bad. I want some crazy raid parties in this this very building. Actually, bring back memories. You’re freaking with Nana. What are you doing? You’d be surprised, my [ __ ] You’d be surprised. Hey, if it’s the male lonely loneliness epidemic is a woman, too. Come on now. Ain’t that something? Y’all Y’all get that right? It’s the male loneliness epidemic. But what would that make women lonely too? What are they doing? What are they doing? Sis, we’re lonely. They’re lonely, too. And I’m not even that lonely. I am. I’m lying. I’m not lonely. I got a shotgun, my [ __ ] Easy. Let’s go. Easy. You hold that. You need to hear that voice crack. Let’s go. Let’s go. That wasn’t that bad. That was kind of bad. That was kind of bad. I’m ass. I’m ass. I got one heart left. I need some health, man. What y’all doing? You know what’s killing me killed, bro? Give me that. Ain’t nothing getting me killed. I’m freaking goated. Can I get a health, though? Let’s go reload that. I’m getting You know what’s getting me killed is the um the ammo. I’m messing up. I’m not I’m not reloading enough. Come on, man. Oh my gosh. Reload. Reload. Reload. Get him. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh no. That would have been so That would have been crazy. Oh my gosh. That would have been insane. Set your [ __ ] up, bro. Can I be low while spinning? Oh. Oh, you try to warn me. I’m freaking slow. You could re When you reload, you spin. Okay, I get I get it now, y’all. When I’m reloading, I got to spin. Come on. Okay. Okay. Okay. That was That was a freaking F, bro. That was a C. You could do Ignore that part, bro. Cut that part of the video. Shut your [ __ ] mouth. Right. We should be getting pretty close to Mr. Butcher’s fine dining restaurant right now. Let’s go then. Is that um explosive? What is this [ __ ] That guy shoot us over there. Oh, we got a little Uzi. Where ain’t no Uzi towing, [ __ ] Whoa, man. Come on, man. I’m losing too much health. I hate this. I hate this. Go, go, go down. Go down. Kill him. That was very bad. Holy [ __ ] I got to relax. Ready. You are watching. Oh my gosh. You’re a loser. These old dudes should not be shooting this this tough, bro. They should not be shooting like this. I’m l I’m ling [ __ ] up if you don’t die. These old bastards should not be tanking these bullets. They going to come my door. Yep. Already know it. Watch this. Look at him. Look at him. He’s the only thing he is. Let’s go. Body work. Come on. Barrel kill. Get this freaking combo going. Come on. Keep going. Keep going. Go. I hate [ __ ] Come on. Come on. Keep spinning. Keep spinning. Just keep spinning. Just keep spinning. Oh, just keep spinning, my [ __ ] Oh my gosh. Sometime my B farting. I’m like, what do I what do I press now? No health. I tripped right there. I tripped right there. I’ll be holding the wrong button. That’s one down. Kick him, man. You go. What? Oh, that’s crazy. Go, go. Face spot. See? Right here. Right here. Right here. Right here. Come on, man. I need his freaking stinks. Easy. Come on. That’s all I had to do. I’m playing like a crash band. Cool. Relax. Easy. Easy. That was a B. That was a C. Dang. I dropped that barrel out [ __ ] head. That was That was cool. That was cool. That was cool. Can we fight Mitch now? I want I want to kill Mitch. Actually, maybe we we should have turned left back there. Look at him hiding behind the door like a Oh my Get him. What are you doing? That’s Oh my gosh, man. Ooh, you see him? Your P’s freaking insane. Don’t Don’t go over there, man. Oh [ __ ] Reload that. Appreciate you, Pedro. Don’t make him hit you, bro. Make it hit you, bro. Hit him, bro. What are you doing? Sometime the aim assist in this game is kind of It’s nothing. It’s nothing. I be getting freaking lit up, bro. Watch this game play, y’all. Bed draw. Easy, man. Give me Give me the Mitch, bro. This game is too easy. Give me the That was not C. Come on, man. That was not no C. Yes, Mitch. Look at this. Yes, Mitch. I bet you, Biscuit, you can’t get Watch this first try. Rebound. Rebound. No, look back on the backboard. Demon actually, sorry. I ate all the a double but you can’t take the guy with a ball. Okay, bet. Ye. No way. A ball. Give that [ __ ] a freaking concussion. Easy. I’m like freaking Tarzan in this hole, boy. King of the jungle. Easy. I don’t know what I did, but this on [ __ ] dodge, my [ __ ] Oh my gosh, man. Easy. Come on. Is that a shotgun? No freaking way. Take advantage of these nuts, man. You thought you had a peak advantage. What the hell? He had a high ground. He still sold. Yo, kick that [ __ ] in there. Oh, that was Oh [ __ ] Come on. Come on. Get him, bro. Oh yeah. That sounds so stupid. Oh yeah. Come on. Kick him. Oh, let’s go. Oh man, what was that? I’m getting I’m getting low every time. Okay, bro. Give me the Mitch. Let’s go. Oh, we made it finally, bro. Mitch Butcher’s fine dining restaurant. How we going to do this, y’all? Go in there. Easy, man. You saw that? I I did not talk, bro. I went What’s that word? Trickle. What’s that weird tip of my tongue? Trickle lick. Tacit turn. I went tacid turn. Yo, I hate getting hit though. These [ __ ] are fast as hell with it with the aiming, bro. I think there’s someone coming. [ __ ] That [ __ ] going. Get him going first. Oh [ __ ] Wait. Wait. What are you doing? I didn’t mean to do all that. I keep pressing the wrong freaking button. Let’s go. That’s what I meant to do. Hell yeah. That’s what I meant to do. Make that cut it out and make that look like the first attempt. Okay, y’all. [ __ ] try to throw something. What you about to throw, my [ __ ] I got to stop putting everything in slow-mo. It’s getting kind of annoying. I just got to play the game. Come on. I put in slow-mo again. But I that I had to do it. I had to do it. Damn, bro. What am I doing with this? Let’s go. Oh, split kill. What is these lasers, bro? If you don’t get my face first try. Oh, get him. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. What do I do with my life? Come on. Go, go, go. Let’s go, man. You see me, Pedro. What are you talking about? Let’s go. Easy. Oh [ __ ] You see how they went back? What is go? Come on, Mitch. Where you at? They said Mitch was here and he’s still not here. Come on. All right, boss. She’s all loaded up and ready to go. It’s about dang time. You and you. You better have deal with a runaway meat bag by the time I’m back. Useless, [ __ ] Hey, man. Things you get away with. Sometimes it really hurts my feelings. Let’s just stick around for a while and enjoy the music. Look, there’s a motorcycle on top of those stairs. There’s a chance to escape. Let’s go. Oh crap. Look, the meat bag. Yo, you are real. You taking your time, my [ __ ] Like, this is a scooter. That’s a motorcycle. We don’t get on that. All right. Others. Let’s get them. Like I said, Whoa. Oh, this is beautiful. Oh, this game is dope. Yeah, it’s like Katana. I remember this level in Katana. more just an inspiration. Whoa, man. Old ass dude. If you don’t go to a retirement home, what are y’all doing, man? How many dudes are in the car? Okay, bet. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Come on. Oh, that’s crazy. Oh, that’s insane. Oh, this is the This is every kid’s dream, bro. Come on now. Bro, if you want a game to sell well among men, bro, just put make a game like this. I’m telling y’all. You know, in recent years, like all all the all the all the media has been against men for some reason. Not some insult [ __ ] Like literally, even Disney, I’m starting to realize, but Marvel and know them. And I’ve been on Nelo [ __ ] bro. I’ve been realizing it, bro. They make it seem like being a man is is a bad thing, but no, these games is a dream, bro. This game is a dream, man. Three kill. Three kill. Three kill. I’m freaking golden, man. Holy [ __ ] I love being a guy. Whoa. Mitch, get over here. I missile. This is like Twisted Metal. I never played Twisted Metal in my life. Boom. Are you serious? It’s me. All three of them. What are you doing? How am I supposed to dodge this? About to shoot him out of the air. Okay, B. I’m stupid. But y’all get what I’m saying though, right? I love women. There’s nothing I love women. I love them more than more than every anything, bro. But bro, I’ve been seeing that media like even with movies and [ __ ] Like when was last year a bad ass dude, bro? When I say I be You know what I’m saying? You know what I’m saying? Mitch Mitch Mitch is dead. I even realize I’m talking I’m talking about y’all about freaking economics. No, I’m not. Head to district. No. As good as deserted. We can hang around there while things cool down. Let’s go, man. Now that was a S. Look at his face. All right. So, yo, man. Christmas. Where we at, man. What a snazzy poster might disembark, though. It says, “Welcome to National Bounty Hunter Association Christmas Party.” How nice of them to get organized. Good thing we don’t have a bounty on our heads. Look like postal. Hey, nice mask. Thanks. Not Oh. Ho ho. Welcome and merry Christmas everybody. It’s me, Father Christmas. Just kidding. It’s me, Danny. We all know fathers are just disappointing authority figures anyways. A I’m glad to see so many faces out here. But let’s cut to the chase. I know why you all bother follow the dress code and show up tonight. The mega Christmas bounty. This year’s juicy bounty is a super fresh and set to be in the area. What the? That’s the guy. I just saw him. He’s around there somewhere. Well, hot dang. Ain’t that lucky? Spread out. Don’t let him get away. I’ll be waiting in my office whenever you’re ready to claim the reward. So much for staying low. Give me a chance. Let me go right down there. There’s too many of them. I’m trying to leg it. Yeah, I can’t fight all that. Hell no. I’m going get lit up. Hell no. Let’s go. Yo. Yeah. You can’t rap on these beats. N JC, you can’t see me, but you know I’m chilling with my [ __ ] Pedro. I hate Roblox. The CEO is up. Pull up on me. Get pull up on me. You get snapped in your I’m about to embark. It’s been a pleasure. Yo, manic doom. Like for more Pedro if you want to see this. This could be a one time thing. You’re going to be here forever. Yeah, I’m about to embark. Been a pleasure with my static doom. Like for more Pedro. I’mma catch yall catch you in the next one. Love you. See y. Spott.
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