【フル】刑事ドラマ/古畑佑三郎 第五話『いきすぎた完全犯罪』完全版/1人ドラマ
Well, this may seem sudden, but don’t you think you have a meticulous personality? Do you fold your toilet paper into a triangle? Do you align the corners of your books neatly at the bookstore? Well, actually, that was a parody of the opening line of a certain episode of Furuhata Ninzaburou, and this time, I’m going to tell a slightly different story related to that episode. The theme is, if the culprit in that episode had been the other way around, I’d be home. Kyaaa, I bet there were still eggs. When did you come back? About an hour ago. Really? You left the living room window open. Huh? The only window you can leave open is the bathroom window. I told you before. Sorry. And you left the exhaust fan on. But, but, but , but, we promised not to say, “but,” about the ventilation battle. Where do you want to eat lunch? I ‘ll eat at home. In that case, I have some leftovers I made yesterday, so please have that. I have to go out. What did you make? Come on, you weren’t home yesterday. So, Ma , if you put tofu in a place like this, it’ll freeze. Let’s eat lunch outside after all. I’m leaving at 12:30, so be ready by then. Oh, wait, didn’t I tell you? What? There’s a program meeting with the Table TV guys at 1 o’clock today, right? Just say no. No … not today, really. Ah, but I don’t think that’s possible. Not now. Call them. I’ll call them, but not now . Have you bought yogurt again ? There’s still so much left. Think about it before you buy more. About what we were talking about earlier, are you still going to continue with that program? The staff member asked me to continue for another six months. Isn’t that enough? How long have you been doing it? A year and a half. It’s about time to call it quits. Get someone else to take over. I mean , I’m sorry. It’s not for you. I thought so too, but the staff member said I’d gotten better. They were just flattering me. Maybe they were. They were just using me. Don’t you see you’re being laughed at? I’m not a laughing stock. You’re not the only one. It’s annoying that I’m being laughed at too. You should clean up after yourself after using it. Don’t make me keep telling you. If you don’t clean up after each time, it’ll just keep piling up. I’m sorry. I want to do it. It’s not for you. Can’t you keep doing it? No. I ‘m finally starting to enjoy it. Don’t you understand? I don’t want that at all. If it disappears, I won’t have a chance to see people. It’s fine. I don’t need to see people. I’ll just be at home all the time. That’s fine. I understand your desire for perfection. I understand that, but expecting that from me is a bit much. Since when have you started talking back? Have you ever been more right than me? I think you’re going a bit too far. Do you think you’re in a position to give me your opinion? Think before you speak. If you can’t keep going, I’m leaving. Okay. Let’s discuss this thoroughly. Anyway, tell them today’s meeting will be late. What excuse should I give? Tell them you’re preparing lunch for me. That’s right. Why not order mapo tofu? We have tofu. But mapo tofu… I get it. Yes, that’s right. Sorry. If I don’t make it, he won’t have anything to eat when he gets home. I’m making mapo tofu. Oh, one last question. Are we still going on? That show. Do you remember the person who made the purchase on this receipt? Ah, yes. I somehow think it was me. Huh? No, that customer wants more… how much more? I got home and found my wife dead. Thank you for your hard work. Can you explain the situation? I’m putting everything together now, so please wait a moment. Who’s over there? He’s the husband of the late Odagiri Saki. I’ll go talk to her husband for a bit, so please put it all together. Yes. Hi, my name is Furuhat. Could you tell them to leave quickly? Yes? I don’t like it when people come into the house without even putting on their slippers. Ah, slippers. And my wife died in an accident. There’s probably nothing to investigate. Was it an accident? Probably. Well, do as you’re told. No, but it’d be better to take fingerprints . Yes. Do you play Go? I’m a professional, after all. I also teach Go classes. Oh, I see. So do you know what “pon-nuki” is? That’s rude of you. “pon-nuki” is the very first thing you learn in Go. Actually, I’ve been wondering about its meaning ever since I saw it on TV a long time ago. Have you ever seen “Furuhata Ninzaburou”? I don’t watch stupid TV. No, you can’t make fun of TV either. I became a detective because I admired “Furuhata Ninzaburou.” So surely there was a better life for me? Anyway. The cat owned by the criminal in “Furuhata Ninzaburou” is named “pon-nuki,” and I’ve always wondered about its meaning. Go is , in a sense, a battle for territory. Ah, it’s kind of like Othello. Don’t compare it to Othello! Sorry. I’ll stay quiet. In Othello, you can flip a game by sandwiching your opponent’s stone between two points, but in Go, you have to completely block your opponent’s escape route. And in Go, you don’t flip a game, you remove it. It’s called “Pon-nuki” because you remove it with a bang. That’s how it works. Ah, I see. That makes sense. Now that I understand, you can go home. Thank you . By the way, did I say Odagiri-san? I’m Odagiri. The owner of that Pon-nuki is named Odajima-san. And he’s also a Go knight. You’re not going to make me the culprit because of that, are you? No, not at all. And your wife died in an accident, right? Let me just say that there’s one crucial difference between me and the alleged culprit in that episode : I hate cats. Don’t ever talk about Othello and cats in front of me again! Excuse me. Go home. Excuse me. What kind of accident happened? Apparently he slipped while cooking and hit his head on the sink. There were also traces of someone slipping on the floor while making mapo tofu. Mapo tofu? Yes. Apparently he was on the phone at the time, and apparently he told the person on the phone that he was making mapo tofu. Who was that person on the phone? He’s a staff member from the Go commentary program your wife plays. Are you doing a Go program, Mrs.? Yes. What’s so funny? No. So, what was the call about? Apparently she was calling to say she was going to be late for a meeting because she was making mapo tofu for her husband. But then suddenly there was a squeal and a noise and the call was cut off. That was probably the moment of the accident. Let’s take a look in the kitchen. Professor, Odagiri-sensei. You’re still there. That mapo tofu looks delicious. He made it. Can I have some? Please help yourself. Thank you . It looks delicious. Borrow the spoon. Sit down and eat. Excuse me. But Mrs., you’re a good cook. The seasoning is perfect. Please leave as soon as you’ve finished. Professor. What? Can I have some water? It’s in the fridge. It’s in the fridge. Water… huh? What? Mapo tofu. Imaizumi, you said your wife was making mapo tofu for you, right? Absolutely. It was perfectly prepared. Why did she do this? That’s typical of him. Any idea? He forgot he’d made it himself and made it again. That’s just the kind of guy he is. Hmm. There seems to be something missing from this mapo tofu. I wonder. Maybe it’s just my imagination? Also, that tofu over there is neatly diced, but this one is falling apart. They were in a hurry, right? Yes. They were in a hurry. If it were the other way around, I’d understand. But the mapo tofu that was supposed to be made in a hurry was made with great care and perfectly seasoned. So what? So what, oh, it’s the chili oil. This one’s missing chili oil. So what? No, it’s not so what. After you’ve eaten, you guys go home too. That’s how you search. You’re still here. This guy said he’d show me a clip of his wife’s show, would you like to watch it with me? I’m not going to watch it. I know. It’s painful, isn’t it? It’s not like that. Yes, there was. Good morning. Ah… good evening. Today is yesterday’s… rude guy . Don’t mind it. That’s why I said I wouldn’t watch it. Go away now. Ah! But! Sorry. I’m going. Um, what happened to this egg? He dropped it. What? Why are you coming back? Sorry, I’ll stay a little longer. The possibility of murder has arisen. What do you mean? Why did your wife drop the egg? Why are you asking? If my hunch is correct, your wife has a habit of dropping things when she’s startled. For example, like when there was someone standing behind her, like in the video earlier. Did he do something to startle you? He was just startled. So he dropped the egg because he was startled after all. That’s right. Izumi, you said you heard a squeal just before the call ended. Yes. There was a squeal followed by a noise and then the call ended. That wasn’t the sound of someone slipping and hitting their head, but the sound of someone dropping their smartphone in surprise at the presence of the culprit. I see. Um, if you don’t mind, could you tell me what you were doing at the time of the incident? Are you suspecting me? No, this is just a formal question. Okay. Fortunately, I have a solid alibi. Here’s the proof. I have the actual items right here. Instant noodles and disposable chopsticks. The only thing I don’t have is the hota soup, since I’ve already eaten it. The difference between the time on this receipt and the time my wife’s phone went off is only five minutes. It takes 30 minutes to get from this house to the restaurant. That means I couldn’t have committed the crime. Do you understand? Does it really take 30 minutes? If you think I’m lying, why don’t you just go and see for yourself ? No, I don’t think I’m lying. Imaizumi, would you please go and see for yourself? Okay, set, go. Look at this. This is our house and this is the restaurant. You think you can get there in five minutes? Looking at it this way, it certainly seems impossible. Smartphones are such a convenient tool. What a shame. It’s a good thing we didn’t let her go. Well, that’s fine. I’ll keep this for now. Furuhat-san, how about you ? I’m grateful to you. Why? Without you, this incident would have been written off as an accident. If that had happened, the murderer of my wife would have been let go free. I promise I’ll catch him. You’re reliable. I’ll help you in any way I can. Okay, I’ll start taking fingerprints in the house right away. Do as you like. Well, the fingerprint results are in. How were they? There were traces of fingerprints wiped everywhere. This confirms it was a murder. I see. We’re also starting to get a rough idea of the modus operandi. Tell me. I asked the forensics team to examine the handle of the frying pan, and fingerprints were also wiped off there. This means the murderer touched the frying pan. The question is, why did he touch it? It’s likely to make mapo tofu, or to intentionally spill the mapo tofu on the floor to make it look like the wife slipped and hit her head. So, there’s no doubt that the mapo tofu was made by the culprit. Hmm. Why do I think so? Because the seasoning and the way the tofu was cut were different from what was in the fridge. The culprit probably overheard the phone conversation about making mapo tofu and used that information. And this incident completely eliminates me as a possible suspect. Right? I know my wife’s seasoning. I should be able to make it just like her. In the first place, I knew there was pre-made food in the fridge, so there was no need to make new food. No, I acted like I didn’t know. No, I did know. And besides, even if I were the culprit, why would I need to wipe off my fingerprints? This is my house. It shouldn’t matter where my fingerprints are. There’s no doubt that this was committed by a third party. Um, I’ve been wondering for a while, is it fun to play Go by yourself? This shows the progress of the investigation into this case. White is your police side, and Black is the culprit’s side. How do you know how the investigation is progressing? I can tell just by watching you guys. It’s quite interesting. So who’s in the lead now? If you’re curious, look it up yourself. There are lots of Go books in this room. Furuhata-san , I’m back. Welcome back. I went to the store. Thank you for your hard work. Don’t you want to know the results? How did it go? Just like Odagiri-san said, five minutes was impossible. There it is. That’s it. What are you doing ? Hmm? Are you eating something? Of course not. Tell me. It’s fine. No. I ‘m asking you to tell me what you’re eating. Sorry . I was looking at the Go stones and I couldn’t help but want to eat. Because, you see, they look like Go stones, don’t they? I’ve got a good idea. What’s good? A good way to identify the culprit. What are you looking for? It’s none of your business, Sensei. This is my house. Of course it has something to do with it. Is that right? Actually, I was just shown the crime scene photos of your wife’s body. She had died with her fists clenched in a rather unnatural way. It makes me wonder if she was clutching something important to the case right up until the moment she died. I see. That’s a sharp observation. But aren’t you guys wrong? My wife died in the kitchen. Why didn’t you search the kitchen? Ah, I’m so embarrassed. You’re certainly right. If you don’t mind, can I leave the kitchen to you? Shall I search too? It might be quicker that way. Hey! Yes? Did you find it? What was that, that… I’m sorry. I dropped this. What’s the intention here? Were you trying to frame me? No, these… I’m a professional. I can tell right away if they’re real go stones. Do you have any idea what those go stones are? Don’t underestimate me. Sensei, I understand the meaning of that go board. The last move you made in front of me. That was the winning move called Uttegaeshi, right? A “Uttegaeshi” is a move where you deliberately let your opponent take your stone, thereby gaining an advantage in the game. In other words, Sensei deliberately had us take his fingerprints, thereby eliminating himself as a possible suspect. He even tried to tell me about it. A professional Go player wouldn’t put an introductory book on top of his desk. That was clearly a setup to make me read it and realize it, wasn’t it? Sorry, but I can’t reveal my hand during a game. He’s a very challenging guy. You really should have put fake blood on the sweets, too. If the real thing had fallen off, there would have been blood on them. Oh, I see. Sorry. Don’t look. There’s no blood on them. It’s a “Uttegaeshi” (return of blood). Does it bother you? That receipt. Hmm, it seems like there’s something to it. Actually, I was curious too, so I asked the shopkeeper. Oh, maybe he’s being thoughtful sometimes. So, how did it go? Hey, didn’t this person come today? Oh, he did. Oh, right. Odagiri-san is not a liar. Useless. Shit. Let me see. Do you have any clues? Instant noodles, 50 pairs of disposable chopsticks, and Xiao’s scallop soup. Xiao? Isn’t it Xiao? I don’t think it’s Xiao. Because it’s C.I.A.O. C! Look, look, look. C! Don’t play Othello with Go! It’s not Xiao, is it? Huh? What are you talking about? Oh, that’s right. I have to leave the house at 4 o’clock, so that’s where the investigation ends. Okay? Imaizumi-kun, can you go back to the store right now and buy the same thing as this receipt? Okay. Imaizumi-kun, be sure to come back by 4 o’clock. Okay . It’s too late. Well, Odagiri-san’s personality is a real problem. The key to solving this case lies in Odagiri-san’s personality. Think back to his excessive behavior. It was Furuhata Yuzaburo. It’s 4 o’clock. Time’s up. I’ve really enjoyed your investigation. Now, go home. Um, can I talk for a bit? No, I can’t. If you don’t come out now, we’ll be late. You don’t need to worry about that. You killed your wife. If I’m wrong, you’ll be held accountable. Okay? So tell me. How did I kill her? Well, she has a habit of screaming and dropping things when she’s startled. You act like you know what you’re talking about. I used that to my advantage to kill her. The cracked raw egg and the video Imaizumi showed me told me that. The other person on the phone also testified that they heard the scream. You waited until your wife was startled and dropped her smartphone, then quickly hung up the phone to make it look like an accident had occurred, and committed the crime. Considering the wound on the back of her head matches the shape of the sink, it’s likely she hit her head on the sink. But it wasn’t an accident; you killed her by smashing her head against the sink. And you made that mapo tofu to make it look like an accident, right? I admire your rich imagination. But even if we concede that your theory is true, how do you explain your alibi? It’s pointless if you can’t dismantle your alibi. It’s simple. After committing the crime, all you had to do was go to a store, borrow an old receipt from as close as possible to the estimated time of your wife’s death, and buy the exact items on that receipt. That’s nonsense. It’s not nonsense. This receipt is definitely not yours. Do you have evidence? Yes. You’ll have to admit it right here. Why aren’t there any actual copies of this scallop soup? Maybe you just couldn’t find it? I said it wasn’t there because I’d already eaten it. Don’t make me repeat myself. So does that mean you ate it immediately after seeing your wife’s body, and in the short time between then and the police arriving? Do you really like this scallop soup that much? It’s my favorite. What’s wrong? Okay. Okay. Okay, I just asked Imaizumi to buy me this scallop soup. This is your favorite scallop soup. Did you know? This scallop soup is cat food. If you hate cats, you won’t find this product. So I had to lie and say I ate it. That’s stupid. Cats eat scallop soup. Cats these days eat scallop soup, too. But you didn’t know that, so you didn’t even bother to look for the cat food section. Because of your personality… I get it. You’re trying to frame me again. No, that’s not true… That’s a fake you guys made up! I’m still in the middle of talking! You don’t listen to people like that. You don’t accept other people’s values at all. That’s your flaw. If you had even the slightest bit of willingness to accept other people’s values, I wouldn’t have uncovered your crime! And if you had even the slightest bit of willingness to compromise with your wife, this incident wouldn’t have happened! Don’t go overboard with anything. Since when did you start suspecting me? Ever since I first saw the receipt. If you’d noticed from the beginning, you should have told me sooner. At the time, I didn’t even know it was cat food. But you’re so meticulous that you even align the corners of a book. Even though it’s a receipt, it’s way too crumpled. I’m sure the real owner of this receipt doesn’t cook or do the dishes. And he’s the complete opposite of you, the one who keeps a cat. I’m amazed that he even thought about things like that. I wonder if Furuhata-kun can play Go in prison? Hmm. Well, I’ll try to ask him somehow. Furuhata-kun, I’d like to challenge you someday. I think we’d have a good game. Othello anytime. That’s not bad. Let’s go.
今回は古畑任三郎第34話『哀しき完全犯罪』の犯人と被害者がもしも逆だったら…というテーマにチャレンジしてみました！(あくまで別人ではあります) 34話をチョイスした理由は、小日向文世さん演じる被害者のキャラがとても良くて死ぬには勿体無い！と思ったからです。本家34話のオマージュもたっぷり詰め込んでますので本家を見たことない人は勿論、見たことある人はより楽しめる内容となっております！是非最後までお楽しみください！まだ次回作第六話については未定ですがまた見てくださる方がいましたら高評価・チャンネル登録して頂けると大変励みになります。よろしくお願いしますm(__)m 因みに今後は第6話の前に佑三郎以外の作品の公開を予定しています。 最後に、ここまで第五話にお付き合い頂いた方、コメントくださった方、本当にありがとうございました！
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このチャンネルでは古畑任三郎に憧れすぎた男が主人公のドラマを脚本から撮影、演技、編集まで全て1人で作っています！本家を見たことある人も無い人も楽しんで頂ける内容になっていますのでぜひ最後までお楽しみください！
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