Danny Devito As The New Laura Croft In The Tomb Raider Movie
all there’s news that Tomb Raider Sophie Turner says Laura Croft um in a new movie. Sophie Turner is great. I think it’s fantastic. But then someone brought up a really good point. Let’s not pretend the theaters wouldn’t have been floored if it was Danny DeVito. And I was thinking about how great that would be if they did that for Tomb Raider instead. I’d probably show up first day seeing like Danny DeVito with a blue tank top and it’s like his man boobs and a mid drift with his gut coming out and he’s wearing the short shorts and he’s trying to run and make a jump but he he has a heart attack in the beginning so they got defive him the first time then second time he makes a jump and misses it and then the third time there’s like screw it let’s get a little Puerto Rican guy to beat Danny DeVito and then the guy makes it so it’s like a it’s like a Puerto Rican it’s like it’s a Danny walking in a Puerto Rican midair and it goes back to Danny Devito landing So anyways, uh that’s that’s that’s what’s in my mind right now. Hope you all appreciate that.
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