LE CAMARGUAIS : Paddy – Épisode 3 HD – Jean-François STÉVENIN, Laura DEL SOL – BF
Ah.
Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor. – It’s the guards who aren’t there.
– Listen to me. It’s not well organized. What did the ambassador do,
with this heat, the mosquitoes, this wait is painful. – Then the orchestra over there, it’s dying of thirst.
– It’s going to interrupt. It’s okay, I’m doing what I can. What the hell is the ambassador doing? I don’t know.
Aziz saw him just now. No, just one glass per person,
Angèle, otherwise we’ll never get through it. You can’t
mix water and wine, after all. Listen, we’re not in a
3-star restaurant… – Sorry!
– Have you seen the ambassador? I was told she is at the church. Dad ? Kids, what are
you doing now? I already told you
it’s not meant for playing. Rice is disgusting. But of course, it’s paddy, it
‘s not husked. Stop, I told you.
Stop. – He started it.
– Stop. Come back, come back.
This is not the time. We have better things to do than play…
not now… Is the ambassador with you? No, she’s on her way! Mr. Mayor,
this is a disaster. I just had the rice committee.
The ambassador sprained her ankle. She’s in the emergency room in Arles… What do we do? – We just have to do without the ambassador.
– Oh no. But we can’t make the beginnings
of rice without the rice ambassador. Great omen for the harvest. What do we do?
Because I’m starving. It’s not just you, mosquitoes
are eating us all over too! Angela, stand up for a second. Where is the ambassador’s costume? At the town hall in one of our offices. Oh yes yes yes! No no no no no! The rice ambassador must be elected
by an interprofessional rice committee, itself duly authorized… Execution! Well done Mr. Mayor. A quick look around the house. Lord, bless these first fruits of rice of which our daughter offers you a sheaf. Help our sons and fathers
extract salt from the earth. It’s not salt, it’s rice. It’s an expression… Give our village a good harvest,
good fortune, and good health. And while you’re at it, a little peace
and happiness in the rest of the world which needs it badly. Approach.
Angela, closer. Approach. What if we ate? This wild rice is very, very good. I’ve never eaten anything like this. Oh well, that’s real organic rice. This is pure Camargue. Organic, full of vitamins,
non-sticky. Yes, it doesn’t take off either.
The valtes stagnate. Yes, that’s for sure, rice… I’m glad I don’t make it. Oh, Madam Mayor, what an honor. THANKS. But it’s true that we don’t have
big dishes with rice. Italians have risotto. The Spanish have paella. And we have rice pudding! But what’s wrong with you? Me ? Nothing… Paddy! My Chantal.
Calm. Go ahead. How are you ?
Yes. And you ?
Yeah. So, the Camargue is
still better than California. My friends, today we celebrate
the first fruits of rice. And you all know that Paddy,
Paddy and Chantal, of course, have come back from America to take
over Chantal’s father’s Risery, who is after all the biggest
employer in the village. So I think we could raise a toast to them, not the Robins’ singer.
Hip hooray. He pipes. I wanted to tell you that
I’ve been dreaming about Camargue rice since I was a kid. And it’s not for nothing that they call
me Paddy. Good. It’s true that
we’re arriving in somewhat difficult conditions,
but we’re going to fight to increase production capacity and productivity.
And increase the workers, too. Oh, that might
not be for right away. In any case, we will work together. And if we really work together, I ‘m sure we’ll succeed. So.
Well done, Paddy. Yes. Camorguet is always the same. Remember you never leave me.
It’s beautiful. You see, California is good. But what’s missing are the smells. Lavender, thyme.
With the complexion, with time. No, but there are mistrals. What is life all about? If Chantal’s father hadn’t died,
we wouldn’t have come home. In all. The cases, me. I am.
So glad you’re here. You come home late.
More than later. It’s annoying. Isn’t the treatment better
before leaving? With the arrival of seasonal workers,
I won’t have time. And I have an appointment. On this street with the Tde. Come on, it’ll only take 20 minutes. But why didn’t you
get together with a farmer? A real one? A goalkeeper, for example. You’re right.
I want to think. But first, stay a little longer. For
God’s sake. You’re still asleep.
All right. Come on, do well.
Shit. Anna, where did you put the vermorel?
Ah, that’s right. What is. Hello
? Yes, Tue.
What? Mᵐᵉ ankle? But she has
n’t been in class for three days. It’s starting to get a bit much. Tell her to take a hot bath.
Yeah, a b. Yeah, that’s it.
No, Maryse, you. I’m not angry at all, not at all. But I’m out
right now, up to my neck. It’s no piece of cake.
Don’t bother me either. Marie, that’s enough of that. See you in 15
minutes anyway. Learn to be rational. Is
n’t it going to rain, Eric? Sorry, he has
n’t had time yet. Very well, Mr. Mayor. Ah, Mr. Mayor, that’s no longer possible. Something must be done
about mosquitoes. Against mosquitoes? I already have two clients
who have counted their stay. I can no longer serve on the terrace. These creatures are
eating up all my profits. What do you want me to do about it?
Limping. I’m not a ladybug.
Shall we continue? Oh well, you’re panta td. How are you, midon?
GOOD. And you, Virgil? First Deputy, can you find out? To know if this proliferation
of mosquitoes is not. Not completely. Abnormal?
Of course. Are you calling the prefecture? Wonderful.
Alright. Anything changed, you?
No. Did you put on makeup?
No not at all. Not especially. Is
there any pear? Where are they from? The commune.
We can’t sell them. We give them away. If you find them good, please
feel free to advertise them to us. Where are we with this
speed bump story? Because I just ran into
another idiot in the village. It was the golden bowl.
Our conclusions are formal. The time to obtain authorization,
delivery of the equipment, approval, and signage, to count six months. Would n’t you be the speed bumps? There might be a solution. Say, it’s true that they
are good, sweet. It would be like asking you
test bars. It’s plastic, it doesn’t hold
as well and it lets you see. Oh sorry MM.
Good morning. Can.
Mᵐᵉ Chevillard is at the front. No, she. Refuses to teach class.
His parents are going. Be furious.
Oh, for God’s sake. So, we are in an emergency. Well, I’ll go see him
tomorrow instead, eh? Yeah.
At home, eat pears. Your potatoes are beautiful. Well then, Ms. Chevillard?
We’re not at school. Didn’t you take your hot bath? Yes, I slipped in the bathtub
and injured a vertebra. There.
Ah, a vertebra there. But then, what are
we going to do? You need to go on sick leave.
That’s the only way we can. Can you replace Mr. Chevillard.
Yes. But I’ve been sick a lot this year.
They’re going to bother me. But I’ll start again tomorrow. But you’ve been telling us that for three days
, Ms. Chevillard. Okay, we’ll manage. But then tomorrow.
On track. How much do I owe you, mescaga? This one is already from when I was little,
but then, we understand, we are. On the verge of retirement. But you are too brave,
you let everything go. You didn’t see her
as a teacher, eh? She was always absent. And when she was there, no sense. From the relationship with children. None. While you have the sense of connection
with children, I don’t give a damn about that. I also led a few
summer camps. How are we going to calm them down? We’re going to get a little political.
Are you a parent of students? I am a grandparent of a student. And you, I thought you
were the secretary of finance. Are you playing the
terrorist parents now? Well, what do I do
with Mousse and Claire? I can’t keep them in
the cafe all day either. For once their mother is
leaving them with me for two months. Frankly, dear constituents,
Ms. Chevillard has a vertebra that is torturing her.
What do you want me to do about it? Well, we’ve hired the rectorate
to replace her. Yes, that’s it. But they will never want to
replace it before retirement. Well, I propose to have
Ms. Chevillard replace me for a day or two. Not officially of course, by someone
young, good, responsible. No, Mr. Mayor, I can’t,
I have too much work. I’m not exactly thinking of you with
these terms. I think of a woman, a young woman. To a young woman who would have the. Sense of rapport with children and who does
n’t know how to be a teacher at least. There is no question of that.
I don’t have time. For a day or two, then it will
give you a tremendous revenge. Stay guys, we risk going to court. Dear parents and grandparents,
I am sending the town hall secretary to replace Ms. Chevillard for a few days.
Say, is this it? That you have the abilities to. Listen, don’t start. I have my burpin, I
had it at Sainte Marie de la Mer and the children, I have already taken care of it.
So don’t start. If you are not happy,
you go see Mr. Mayor who does not seem very happy to be. Yes, well, no more than me.
What ? What is. Do you think so?
We had a really good time there. I think I’ve had the best ones. Years of my life. Then Robin had all his friends,
his football club, his girlfriend. No, but honestly,
Dad’s jokes don’t excite me. Is it serious?
Not as much as we thought, mind you. We then discovered a mass of debt. More than €300,000.
He said something weird, you said? Didn’t tell me anything. You know how he is when. He doesn’t want to see something. It’s not complicated. I don’t even know where we are anymore. You who has the signature? Oh, that’s what I sign. But I don’t know what I’m signing. You don’t want to touch him. From me? Yeah, okay. Are you waiting for me?
I’m hungry. I’m going to get some sausages. And without wanting to bother you, you know we have
a great football club, American, French, English football.
So, are you interested in horses? No, but you’re nice, but don’t bother.
Bye. Come on, come on.
Hello Vlad my beauty. But aren’t they the Moroccans
from last year? It was good though. That’s much better. Yes yes, these are Romanians like me. You could have warned me. Do they speak French? Oh yes, they all talk about everything.
Not. No problem. Well, there are the identity papers, everything.
Papers, permits, residence permits, everything is perfect. No problem.
Anna, tell me. Ah Nouchka,
is a small advance possible? It’s not for me, no,
it’s for intermediary. I’ll see.
Hello Anna. Good morning.
Good morning. Hello Anna.
Good morning. I’m glad we’re working together. So he speaks,
but he doesn’t understand well. Thank you Hasha.
Have you ever attacked? It starts with tomorrow. No, no, the humidity rises there. Isn’t it too hard there,
just after the plane? On the contrary. In San Francisco I was starting to get bored
in the offices, you didn’t have time to take a
look at the old man’s accounts, did you? The old man was in debt.
But hey, we all are, right? Oh damn, he doesn’t give a damn. Oh, it’s a nutria?
No, a wild boar. I like to do it. No, but wait,
the hunt isn’t open yet. Listen, he’s eating my rice. You said wait, start messing around. I’m mayor, I can’t
get caught poaching. I would say I forced you. Did you have at least?
No. I just missed a wild boar that’s about to come
tumbling north of plot 15. You’ll see it, don’t miss it. Yeah well I hope so. You’re such an asshole. It’s true that the old man was in debt,
but the problem was the bank. They don’t want to discount. The bills of our
creditors which serve to. Yes. Ah, that one, when he wants to
be annoying, he is annoying. Couldn’t you call him? Are you that bad?
Who gives us a little air. Well, listen, I’ll do my best. Ah I hope he got there.
Me neither. Ÿousand.
Hold. Your mess is really too stupid. So, among the fruits that we grow
in our village, the pear is certain. No, I’ll confiscate it now.
You put that thing away. You put it away, he says. Benoît, what are you
doing standing up? Where do you think you are?
You ? You sit down.
You hurry up, yes? So my two long months are full of walls.
Mousse. Yes.
Clear. What are you doing ? Are you writing on the desk? But that’s not washable. These tables. And these chairs aren’t yours,
they’re in the village. They belong to everyone. And next year, they. How will the children be able to?
Mousse. How can you be interested, mouss, in one. Dumb video game? What do they grow in your village? It’s beyond me. My father says she did
n’t create herself well. He says you have to know how to
settle down without raising your voice. No.
Two-year-old. Ÿousand.
Exterminating stakes. Is it my resignation you want? Anyway, to resign, you must first be in Pisces love. An old relationship
takes a new turn. Is there any more wood? Oh no.
The gendarmes and the DDE took everything away. Have you made any progress on the mosquito?
Yes. The proliferation is
due to violent storms. That we had last month
and the excessive heat that has. Follow up. So, of course, the land
was abandoned by bankrupt rice farmers.
Maryse. Oh yes, that’s true. Tomorrow morning at 8 a.m., you’re organizing a mosquito control meeting.
8 a.m.? But in the end, there will be no one. There will be those who are interested. Where did I put that thing? Tell me, do you know if we can exempt
a company from professional tax after deliberation
by the council in certain cases? Who are you thinking of?
Not said of course. Oh no. The exemption is
only possible within the first five years of the company’s operation.
So sweet god. Well, I’ll be back.
Oh dear, what’s going on here? Hey, the police really
liked your pears because they ate everything.
You bet, it makes my legs look good. But Mr. Mayor, this is madness. At the mega market in Tarascon, 15 km away,
they sell Spanish pears. Spanish pear for four €0.20. Well, they’re making fun of us, eh? Oh yes, but no, but at four 0.20 €,
the village goes bankrupt, Mr. Mayor. Easy Theron. Are
you making pears? And I serve pear tart every Saturday, you know that. Well, it’s not that easy. You know we have help. The aids, you talk about the aids. Aid helps.
Yes it helps. But it humiliates Mr. Mayor. That’s
it. We are humiliated. Well, we’re going to give them a treat at this mega market. Come on, let’s hit them right back in the face.
Don’t be too stupid though. SO ?
Yes, is it Virgil? No, Virgil is a gymnasium.
Yeah. Hey, I hear about
some kind of four-person weight. 0.20 € in Tarascon. What the hell is this? But no, I don’t
care about the laws of the market. What is this. ? Wait, no listen, take this very seriously, because the
guys are really pissed off. Don’t you love it? Yes, yes, I’m hot. It’s not that, but I’m
thinking about Paddy. If this continues, he is forced to. Balance five six workers.
It’s sure. I wonder if it’s English. The situation, still nothing? A little something against him? No no, I have nothing against him. I just don’t feel it.
And me. You feel me. Sometimes ?
Sometimes yes. I carry too much.
Yes. Wait, wait. Do you know what time it is there? Well, there’s no hunting at least? Well, yes, yes, yes, I’ll come.
Yes because. Yes, you
don’t really leave me a choice. It’s always the same. You have Brutidaziz and Terron who are
stuck with the pepper truck. They are in a ditch.
Tarascon. Well, don’t go. If I don’t go, they’ll stay
there until tomorrow morning. They’re smart. Hey, come back soon with time. With time, it goes. Everything goes with the tannin.
Ah, the morons. Oh well, you did well there. Well, Mr. Mayor,
I must admit that you are living up to your duties. But not at all, shoot. A mayor is not meant to play
nighttime repairman for anti-pear commandos. By the way, did it go well?
Yeah. No.
Well, yes and no. It was a rumor. They were French pears
and they were at. No, I don’t have you anymore.
Go upstairs. Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
THANKS. You guys are really idiots. And besides, I’m your mother. And the pears in the ditch,
that reminds me of the day laborer. Do you know her?
Yeah. We did it.
Come on, Mr. Mayor. The day laborer, two, three. The day laborer, alone at home,
cried a lot and sat down. He had no more hope and started drinking. Come on Mr. Mayor, with us.
Sing Virgil. Come on, let’s do it again with Mr. Mayor.
Come on, two, three. The day laborer, alone
at home, cried and sat down. He had no more hope
and he said to himself that he had. And there you have it.
Very brave, Mr. Mayor. Yes.
Hey Aziz. Tomorrow morning, mosquito control meeting
at your place for breakfast. Oh no, no, no.
I am against mosquito control. I have essential. No, cage tells me you haven’t
seen everything, I’m against it. Well, we’ll do it.
What’s going on? What are you doing here? I was filling up.
For what ? No, but it’s still 2 a.m. The cop is taking over now. What are you doing outside at 2 a.m.? I went to look for these two accounts, Terran. And Aziz, who. Were planted in the year 40.
Two? Well, I have. I went to copy
check the accounts. It dragged on. Your accountant works late, I must say. Oh no, I was all alone. You know how it is.
We know when it starts and then. And what do the accounts say? It’s worse than I thought. I’m not sure I can
keep all the jobs. Did you get it, Andrieux? No.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow, I’ll call him tomorrow, for sure. Okay, I’m going. Because Alain will worry. Kisses to Chantal.
Kisses to Anna. It’s early, I have to
go to the police station. In the mosquito meeting.
No pity for the police. No, for mosquitoes.
That’s right. In the morning you can see it.
Hi. Hello Mr. Wall. Yes, yes, but there is a small problem.
He ate too many pears. You’re in luck. Oh you have to start eating rice. Oh well, speaking
of rice, I was told the story of rice farmers who
make a killing on wild boars. And what about speed bumps?
Come with me. Look, it’s all there. Tomorrow I will have test bars installed
on the main street, near the nursery. If the hierarchy asks questions,
I don’t know anything about it. Oh sure. Mˡˡᵉ has a Catherine driver for you
in the truck parking lot. He must think
truckers are nice. Are you stopping the PDs now ?
They do this in public, it’s the law. It wasn’t in public,
we were in his cabin. This is a private place. Do you want to teach me the law? No, no no. I don’t want to teach you the law. But I’m just saying we weren’t
doing anything wrong. Now I’m being treated like
a criminal. You’re not really
a choirboy, are you? Yeah. And what happened to the truck driver? A father.
On. Let him go. We check it,
it gives us some numbers. Oh yeah.
And not a cigarette? I don’t smoke. I think you preferred blowjobs.
THANKS. Where did you find that? I don’t know anymore. Do you know who that is?
No. I you. Thanks for speeding up
for the speed bumps. It was nothing. Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned against you. Oh no, no no, not at all. So why do
you want to see me, my daughter? Actually, I have no one
else to talk to. What ?
Here I am. I think about a man all the time. What’s the problem? He is married. You know,
these things happen these days. I’ve known him for a long time, but. Two-way communication.
But on Sunday, he took me in his. Arms, of course, by accident.
But since then, I have. I want to.
Finally, I always want him to. Lord. You know, I’m not
an expert on these kinds of issues. You should talk about it.
I don’t know. I, a husband, always think. To these big and beautiful ones. Warm hands that don’t care. And sometimes
I even think I hear his voice. Look, there, for example,
I have the impression of hearing his voice. In the name of God. So suddenly.
Valve. Oh. Am
I disturbing you? No, no, no.
We were done. Finished.
I you. Oh no, I’m going to say goodbye.
Angela. Andrew.
Did you have the meeting with Andrieux? Andrieux? He can’t come to the town hall, but he
agrees to meet you at the bank. Good. I personally find this
meeting close to interference. But given the value you place on it, in my opinion, anyway.
Wait, why do you say that? For nothing, I wanted that. I didn’t know she was a believer. She believes in love. She better practice. Excuse me. There is no harm. I practiced in the past. Well, actually, about love and… Convenient, I just
learned a funny thing. Ah good ? If you found out a boyfriend was cheating on
his wife, would you tell him about it? My wife, to the boyfriend? I don’t know. And if you found out it was with
a man who was cheating on his wife, would you talk about it? A man, to friends? I don’t know.
You. Help me a lot. I don’t know. Would you talk to the man about it? If the boyfriend goes out with her,
who do I tell? To the woman. I’m not there. Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor.
Maryse. Ah, that’s good.
I was just looking for you. Mᵐᵉ Chevillard has another
attack on her spear. Listen, Maryse, here.
What ? One more day.
You’re really coming out tomorrow. This comedy is not over.
I take my recoveries. You won’t see me again until Christmas.
Maryse. It’s not okay, is it?
Maryse. Did you have a lot of mosquitoes there?
In San Francisco? A little, but nothing to do with here.
Ah, Mr. Mayor. Virgil.
Hi Virgil. How are you ?
Fa. Isn’t there a little coffee? No, he’s still asleep.
He went to bed late. For what ?
I’ll think I’ll see him later. He will be bound.
Yeah, I think so. What’s up?
Everything is fine. Okay, let’s begin.
So you all know why we’re here. Many voices in mine are
raised to complain about mosquitoes. The bulls.
To our dead that she is in the name of Marc. Is this no longer possible? The horses. The horses among your people are in panic. And that, the more you live in it. I prefer mosquitoes
to insecticides. Yeah. If this continues, they will
bring us disease. Finally, I would like to remind you that any mosquito
control action would be extremely expensive. Expensive, what does that mean? Expensive means a lot of money. Oh no, no, no. We must exterminate these creatures,
otherwise the plague, cholera, awaits us. It’s simple, too simple. No, but you talk about mosquitoes as
if they were demonic creatures. In reality, these mosquitoes that
bite us, that bother us, that wake us up at night,
are mothers. It’s still a legend, that only females bite. But no, not at all.
It is. This is the truth. Among mosquitoes,
only females have a deer. Ah good ?
Curious species. Where you see an evil monster,
I see only a desperate mother who only has one
sexual encounter in her entire life. How sad. Imagine the 200 eggs under its wings. He absolutely needs to
find blood. A tiny drop of blood for. Hatch those babies.
A bit expensive, ultimately. It’s a flying nativity scene.
When I hear you say that it is necessary. Exterminate these creatures of God,
because they are creatures of God. I tell you, think about what you say. Think about what you are doing. Ma, I’m sorry, but here it is. Are
you in pain? But no, darling.
We haven’t decided anything at all. You think so. We just decided we had to make a decision. So between those who don’t like
mosquitoes and those who think that insecticides are not good for them. Ÿ As for ecology, I’m fed up. They all piss me off. I snore too.
Wait. Why are you talking to me like that?
Wait. You’ve got a ball of energy, old man.
Just a quick word. How are you. Are
you leaving? I get up in the water.
For such nonsense? How are you?
Does it pick? Yeah.
We’re making good progress here. Yes, okay.
Well, see you later then. Me too.
You’re asking me if that’s not a pump-eating butterfly? My husband processed the apples yesterday morning. There is no risk on that side. No, no.
It’s at Catarata apple. How do you say butterfly in Roman?
Blur. What is he saying? He says his friends call him floutour and papillon because he likes women.
A lot. Attention.
Tell me, Mr. Mayor, what do you think of these rumors about society? I don’t think anything about it. I heard from my sister-in-law that. Wait, wait. Serge, you’re a staff representative.
You have a boss. There are procedures. If you’re worried,
just talk to him. Yes, but he just arrived from America, he is very busy. And by the way, where is Paddy? It must be at the table
of a symmetry that there. Is it broken down deep down?
Yeah. Ah, I’ll put them there for you then. Anyway, she’s here. There’s no point in making a spoon.
Stop. It’s not someone else’s bill
that just balanced it for me.
You have 1 minute. Come on.
I’ll move on to copying. You take me, you’ll talk about it. Do you have any news?
Did you eat meat? No not yet. I see.
Earlier you wanted to tell me something. You have nothing to tell me? No, not more than usual. Hey, I found your lighter.
Where? At the police station.
The guy he had got caught. By the gendarmes in the process of. In a parking lot with another guy. I wish
you had learned it differently. Me too.
No, I’m not judging, it is. But still, you see, that, inevitably.
San Francisco, was that why? No.
Finally, by you. Does anyone know? No, I think so. Not.
And the lighter, was that you
who gave it to him? No, no.
He must have taken it away by my guards. I don’t want to stop there, I
need to breathe. Does Chantal know? She wouldn’t even believe it. Do you know her? You’re the one I thought I knew. Finally, I found his lighter.
I had you. Rendered.
And then shock did what he wanted. And the mosquitoes?
Oh yes. The regional
mosquito control agency sent a quote. 100,000 €. What ? For a treatment that will only be effective in three months. Besides, I don’t see the point.
It’s there. In fact, they
only destroy the larvae, not the adults. They say that mosquito control
is a matter of prevention. So we just have to open a civic education center
for baby mosquitoes. We’ll tell them about it at the council. What’s going on?
A mosquito. Ÿ Thank you, Angèle, but that’s not true. But what the hell am I supposed to do with this speed bump bullshit? Look at this. Look at this.
Look at this. Suddenly the wind freshened. Ÿ the mountain turned purple. It was evening. The little goat flinched. Then there was a howl in the mountain. The goat heard
the rustling of leaves behind her. She turned around and saw in the shadows two short ears, all straight, with two shining eyes.
Ÿ it was heavy. Come on, move.
But what is it? It’s over, right? Stop for a moment now. Give it to me. What is this ? But what is this?
But no, that’s not it. You’d rather have yourself than me showing you.
And no, wait, you see? There you go, you see? So.
Ÿ you have to take the stairs and go through.
Above the well. So. And what is this? What is this dragon doing? He has no right, I have my armor. Oh yeah, but that’s the super dragon right there.
What super dragon? We are busy.
National Inspection. Jacques Fauchereau. Did
you receive our delivery notice? Yes, yes, yes.
YOU. Are you, Ms. Chevillat?
Yes, yes, completely. I was expecting someone younger. Ah. So what are you doing? Oh well, we’re working,
but we’re working on a new syntax learning module.
Which ? Destroyer Dragon.
To the new version. I don’t know him.
Destroyer Dragon? Yes, it’s new.
That’s interesting. Well, children, let’s sit down and give
Mr. Inspector a proper welcome. Say you have to pee. If you go outside,
you find the mayor who says there is an inspector in the classroom. Well, we’ll get
back to studying the pear. Not good, that.
It’s local. Yes, it is the first
tree crop in the village. And it takes many months to ripen,
which is a huge amount for a fruit. Yes.
I need to go to the bathroom. But please, go ahead, my little one.
Go there quickly, above all. Would you like to
try a pear, Mr. Inspector? Are they from the village?
If they are from the village? So. Oh, Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor, did I tell you
about my brother-in-law, the ornithologist? Oh no, I don’t think so.
Terran? Ah, because he’s a bit
like me, helpful. So it’s for mosquitoes. He suggests I drop out
on commune 2000. What? Did you know that the grey heron
is a natural predator of mosquitoes? No, no, I thought he
only ate frogs. Well no. So that’s
natural, ecological mosquito control. And it would only cost one euro per heron. €1 per heron is cheap. And what do you think
your herons will do? You’re round. When they’ve eaten
all the mosquitoes? My brother-in-law didn’t tell me that. Well, they’ll do like us. After a good meal, it’s good. They will do this over our vineyards,
our orchards, our rice fields, our salt marshes. Honestly, do you think we’re
not in enough shit as it is? Oh, Mr. Mayor, in my bank.
What an honor. What brings you here, Paddy?
Paddy is his business. Do you want to make an investment? Buy some sicaps instead. You realize that if you refuse
to discount their creditors’ bills, you will
quickly sink them. Wait, wait.
What’s talking about there? The mayor or Paddy’s friend?
Well, a bit of both. They’re annoying me, Virgil. The Camargue rice farmers
produce beautiful labels, which they don’t respect,
and they make big losses. And they’re blowing everyone’s minds
with the excellence of their rice. It’s not bad though.
The best. The only problem is,
people don’t care. They are not willing to invest more
for the difference in quality. Well, that might not be certain. The housewife, what does she want?
The housewife? She wants white, soft, cooked, and well-cooked rice. It’s not just rice
that’s like this. Everything is like that. But you could cover the debts
up to the value of the land and equipment.
Virgil, the lands are full of salt. We have to grow
rice every third year. And the hardware, yes, that’s okay. When a company stops making money,
it has to deal with the consequences. But finally, what is
this stupid speech? Excuse me, I don’t give a damn about
international trade laws. What is important to me
is that not all gymnasts are unemployed. And then from time to time, be able to
collect a little business tax. But anyway, listen, plug in. But I don’t give a damn
whether the joke can be profitable in the long run or not. Ÿousand, in the long run, we will all be dead. There must be a way
to come up with a rescue plan. If everyone does their bit. There
is this plan, Edwige. That’s also a joke. Land mortgage,
factory closure, two retirement loans, seven layoffs, eight jobs
retained in the rice fields and at the silo. Did you talk to the old man about it?
Of course. He threw the plan in my face
and then he died. Eight jobs maintained.
Is this plan still relevant? If Chantal is ready to take it on. Me, I. Please think about it.
Chantal. Chantal, it’s Paddy who has his
feet in the rice. Chantal has the heritage.
Not said, for me he is an employee. You’re coming tomorrow with Chantal. Tomorrow after 12 noon. Friday 3 p.m. If Chantal accepts the plan. And if the creditors accept
the plan, we can. See, but. I don’t guarantee anything. Hey, you take it. Your customers are getting younger and younger. With everything his father owes me, I ‘m not ready to open an account for him. What do you want, man?
He. There is a commissioner in the
class of Ÿousand Marise. She says you have to come.
Commissioner. Anything else? So, we talked at length
about the pear and the apple. But now we need to talk
about strawberries, which are a very important crop in our village. Hello children.
Stay seated, stay seated. Hello, Mr. I am Virgil Berthaud, the mayor of the village.
Jacques Pochereau, academy inspector. Ah, nice to meet you.
And everything is going well? My goodness, Ms. Chevillard is direct,
she is wonderful. Well, she’s very good. So. Wait, I think you
told me there was a problem. I can’t predict that he
would find me to his liking. I see you told the story.
Mr. Seguin’s goat. And yes, it’s local.
Ah, but you’re right, it’s local. So tell me, my little man
who devours the goat? A vampire. Does
he watch a lot of television? Like everyone else.
Well, it’s not. Very serious. Listen, Ms. Chevillard,
it went very well. At. Goodbye.
Bye. Goodbye Mr. Mayor.
Goodbye Mr. Inspector. The children.
Goodbye Mr. Inspector. Ÿousand, an idea comes to me. Tomorrow we have a
photoshoot with the press. The academy in contact with the base
is with my head of department and a teacher. So for the teacher,
we thought of taking a model. But Ms. Chevillard,
she is so natural. She is so.
So direct. Yes.
So it’s settled, isn’t it? See you tomorrow.
Bye. Bye.
Married. If your photo appears in the newspaper.
But still very bad. This is very embarrassing. With the family I have,
we will hear about it as far away as Marseille. Usurpation of office,
taking charge of children by an unqualified person,
administrative misappropriation. Hopefully
you avoid the why do we call back? Not to say I’m sick? But because if you are sick,
he will postpone the session. It’s up to you.
What did you go to the ticket office for? But I didn’t cheat him, eh.
No. Proof that we are here now. The class. Oh you know, sometimes these things
you just can’t predict. Oh, the mother anklet. What does he have to fail us
every time, anyway? Oh, I might have an idea. This is what we’re going to do, if you like. We’re going to do a little steaming. A little organic rice for eco-conscious customers. Then for the rest, we sell it.
Ripadi to the big distributor. Well, Andrieu’s plan is crap.
He may be lame, but you. You do n’t really have a choice.
Andrieu, he has all your creditors in hand. So he just has to open his hand. Listen, I don’t understand this plan. Should we fire people or not? Six or seven compulsory layoffs. We might be able to
scratch two or three. Dad never wanted to
fire anyone. Except for the guy who
made off with the cash register. Do you remember? I don’t want to betray his memory,
but if you let the box run, you… Don’t work on his memory. He wouldn’t do the bulk
of the work for me, that’s all. Grandpa’s memory.
You make me laugh. Grandpa didn’t care about the workers. The only thing he cared about
was. Spending his money
at the casino and dragging his secretaries into his studio. Robin,
he didn’t want to fire workers because he was afraid of strikes, that’s all. For him, workers were cattle. He told me this many times.
THE. The Camargue oxen, he called them. Hey, hey, hey. Well first of all, just because they said it doesn’t mean they
meant it. And we’re not here to put
my father on trial, are we, ÿousand? We are here to find out if
we are setting up an operation with Andrieux. What do you think about it? What I
think is that I can’t see myself going to tell guys that I’m firing them. Yes, but we have no choice.
SO. I’m trying to set up
an appointment for tomorrow. We should never have come back. Well, I’m going to reload.
I’m coming with you. Why did I marry a guy who dreams of making rice when I’ve been sick of it ever since I was a kid
? Can you tell me that? I thought I had gotten myself together with
a sick person and I ended up with a politician. Robin, put that
cigarette down right now. Here, come up a little.
I can’t see anything. Come on.
Fine, come on. GOOD.
You don’t know, I’m a little fed up with lying like that all the time. To play one. Kind of comedy.
Comedy? Whatever.
Comedy compared to Chantal, all that. To pretend she doesn’t know anything. Chantal, it’s my problem,
Chantal, okay? Oh yes. I’ve known her
as long as you have. Ÿ I who introduced him to you.
It’s true. I always thought it was you who preferred it.
This is all Moon bullshit. But you still love it? Anyway, I. I couldn’t live
without her, that’s for sure. Well yes, but for you,
there are men, then. Men ?
Yes, what, how do you do it? Do you want to know why? I’m a p*ssy, is that it?
No. Yes, that’s it.
I need to touch a man’s body. From time to time.
Often even. I need
this warmth, this strength. This strength that I
never had, you see. You understand that, right? But I’m not the one living with Chantal,
so it doesn’t matter if I don’t understand. And you never wanted to talk to him about it? Listen, Virgil, if I
tell him about this, everything will explode. She’s going to want to. I don’t know,
going back to San Francisco. And then there’s Robin. No, it’s not possible.
Well then? It took time. So why is there fire? Anyway, I’m your wife’s messenger
who says she’s tired and wants to go home. And to you, thank you for everything
you do for her. Kiss you then.
I kiss you. He’s waiting for you outside in the courtyard. Well, I’m going. See you tomorrow. Was Chantal sulking or what? You hadn’t done the treatment. Of the.
Apple trees yesterday morning? Oh yes yes, absolutely. That’s even why I. Arrived late at the DDE. Yes, well the drain is full,
and the cap isn’t even open. Well, I. So I get him another one. No, there wasn’t any other one.
Where is he? Ah ah ah, okay listen, here’s the proof. The best proof.
You. Did you put in the 30 days? Yes, yes, just before harvesting,
you have to apply five days. Oh damn what she’s going to do. Wait, first there was no light bulb. I was late. This place is always overtaking. Mind other people’s business.
And take more care of the patient. Yeah, that’s it, that’s it. Well listen to me, I ca
n’t be everywhere. Yes, but why are you leaving yourself? Eat from these ends?
Stupid job. Oh well, that’s a stupid job, thank you. I prefer to take care of people
than apples and bulls. And besides, you know it very well,
that’s why you love me. So what? So, what do we
do about the apples? Listen, they’re going to be
doused with insecticide for three days. They need to be
in the markets within a week. There’s nothing you can do with
all these jobs for nothing. And besides, I already paid Vlad. Hey Anna, you know. What ?
Hervé he’s a p*ss Hervé. He spends his nights in
parking lots getting his noses cut. So what?
Are you jealous? Well, you can imagine what Chantal is like.
Well then Chantal. Chantal has been
living with him for 20 years, right? And zweitausendeinundzwanzig,
that means that somewhere. Should have worked.
That’s why. He once told me that
you weren’t feeling it too well. No, well yeah, I felt like he was
hiding something. And do you think he
wanted to give birth with you? Oh well, we’re done talking about apples there. We’re not going to complain. There is more serious than that in there. Life.
I could be in Chantal’s place. Finally, Teloubesque.
What is this? Are you crazy?
They are Romans. What does that mean?
Wait, that’s too easy. Two-year-old. Mr. Director, I am Virgil Berthaud,
the mayor of Saint Gineste. In health. You’ll see, Mr. Director. She is young, she is
fresh, intelligent. And above all, it is local.
She is very local. Mᵐᵉ Chevillard, listen,
all this is very good. No,
the mosquitoes are terrible around here. Yes, it’s very local too.
But finally. A preventive action is being considered.
Ah, very good. You are welcome.
Horror. ,1 Serpent stands before me, period.
Come in. This is Ms. Chevillard.
Are you sure? I’m sure.
Sit down, children. Hello Mᵐᵉ. Ms. Chevillard isn’t here? Yes, yes, it is. Me.
I won’t shake your hand, it’s a pain.
Are you the only Ms. Chevillard? No, there is also my sister-in-law, who is a dairywoman.
Anime. Young and fresh. Did
you smoke the carpet
of the rectorate or what? It wasn’t her. She’s been here for 30. Two years, Mr. Director. But yesterday, she was a pretty brunette
with a tasty little accent. Much less so 30 years ago. You will hear from me,
my little Jacques. Mr. Director.
Mr. Director. Come on kids, let’s start again.
Horror. Poor inspector. For once I had a suitor. Ah me, Maryse, if I were free.
Hey, Virgil. Let’s hope we don’t have a
broken arm when Mother Chevillère retires. But when is it already? In a month, go.
Luckily, I’m pushing. Oh dear, keep the dog dirty. I have a cuckold game.
Good thing you’re divorced. He was married to a tyrant. Oh yeah, once.
It didn’t last long. His wife left
after five months. Virgil, are you okay?
Hello, Maryse. So.
What are you doing? National Education. So.
I don’t know that one.
Hello Vigo. As per usual ?
Can I get you something? Mar, you’re kind,
but I have to go to work, I ‘ve been so
behind in the last two days. MM.
Come on, be brave. Yeah.
Mr. M. You have to say it quickly, I’m draining. Coffee, please.
If you have cigarettes. Oh no, the tobacco shop
is next to the church. A faggot we squeezed yesterday.
Go ahead. I still owe you 2nd.
Who’s that over there? A tontouse.
Can’t you see it? It’s terrible.
There are more and more of them. Yeah.
It’s like mosquitoes. Yes, except that they multiply. But they cannot reproduce. Are you stopping?
It’s not light. Obviously, on this subject, the church is
a house of tolerance. You are intelligent, so it must be
said that you were cursing them on this story. You’re a bit of a chair-weary person.
Rather in between. Pray to God. So, are you playing? A lady. Well, I think so. What is her name? So what was it? Already 1/2 two days. Excuse me, I don’t have any change. I can give you a credit card. No, but not for a coffee. We keep it in our pockets anyway,
before entering a drinking establishment. Well listen, it doesn’t matter. I’m going to go get
some money and then I’ll come back. No, but the distributor is broken. And it’s true, we would have paid for
your coffee if I had asked. But finally, it’s true that with people. Like you, it’s always one from behind. You better drink. Your coffee then you go. It’s too hot there. I think I’ll wait a bit. You know I could get you back under control
by being a little less nice. And you know about racism. Anti-p*de, is that condemned
by the courts? Will he pay for his drinks too?
Good. Go ahead.
5 €. You take his coffee on it.
Okay, 1st dialure. But why are you paying for his coffee? It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay. Is that your new girlfriend? How can you keep quiet? They’re idiots, okay, but you know him, right? I don’t know what he wants.
That’s it, yes. Well, goodbye, Padiva.
You’re better when you give blowjobs. So there.
Okay, come on, let’s go. In the end, it’s already like us.
Come on, zweitausendeinundzwanzig. On the attack. So you leave that part out. It is not yet known
whether the apples can be saved. Anyway.
Move on to this one. V.
2 p.m. to take a break. Ms. Berthaud?
Yes. Gerard Martin.
Good morning. Can you give me
a second one, please? Labor inspection,
monitoring of seasonal workers. According to the.
The file you submitted, right? You mean the middleman?
Me. I didn’t deposit anything. Finally, for us. It’s the same. So according to the file, you
will declare employing four seasonal workers. Look, we counted
eight with the helicopter there. Listen, you have to see
this with Vlad Petrescu. Blade.
Blade. Where is he?
Blade. How do you say?
His name is Vlad Petrescu. Finally, I have been working with him
for three years. I’m sorry, Ms. This Mr. has been in
fraudulent bankruptcy for six months. If you’ve dealt with him
recently, it’s been in the black. He showed me all the papers.
All the papers? Even the numbers of the sirettes
with a scanner and a voucher. Software today. Anyway, there is one. Problem with the number. We’ll have to look at
the files one by one. All right ?
Here we go. Come on.
Mr. Do you have any papers please?
Papers? A map.
A map. Meatball.
Yes, meatball. Oh yes. Va dit landed like a madman.
He brought. I think there is. There’s water in the gas. What did he bring home?
Well, I don’t know. And Mr. Mayor, I warn you, if there is
any swindling going on, we will not let it happen. No swindling, Serge.
There is simply a difficult situation with people trying to get out of it. If there is a
difficult situation, why? We’re not told about it? I’m sure Paddy
and Chantal will talk to you. Yeah. Maybe we won’t wait for them to
talk to us. Hi.
Are your parents here? Mom ?
Yes, Mom. Mom. Did
you know that? Yes, since yesterday.
He. Did he tell you?
No, not even. I learned by chance. Are you going to tell me what’s going on? Robin, you’re kind. Will you let me talk to your mom for a bit?
What’s your herbal tea? Your. There’s blueberry, it’s good for digestion and
for migraines. I don’t want you to have migraines. No, me neither. But I’m preparing myself. It might be the end of the world. Oh no, but it is. It may be a world where. I don’t really know how to live. Well, with him I mean.
Listen, I was. Oh yeah, go to the bank. Is that why you came?
No way. Do you want to go? I don’t give a damn,
Virgil, about the laughter. We came back because Hervé
wanted to make rice. He wanted us to make rice together. She was so good there. I don’t know why he hid everything. Don’t insist, because I do
n’t want to go at all. And you know when I don’t want to. Are you sure?
On. But why should I bother
employing those guys over there? I don’t give a damn about them. Then I imagine them. Reaction when they find out
that I am ultimately like my father. For me, these guys are cattle. Wait, stop there. You don’t think so. One word.
You hated it when your father talked like that. Yes, finally, he said that too. I’m letting you know that Hervé
was a bit of a wimp. He said that everything was about being
engaged, it started with me. Well, I. I want you to leave me because
I need to talk to Robin now. Oh yes.
Hi Virgil. Dad has another wife, right?
I think your mother wants to talk to you. Hold. Yes ?
Oh, how are you, darling? I’m leaving Paddy’s.
What ? The police at our place? What the hell is this? Wait, what’s going on? All the papers are fake.
They are all illegal. Lucky charm.
Don’t worry. Don’t worry.
Habit. So, what day is it? Hey,
are bracelets really mandatory? Isn’t it
Vlad who we should be squeezing? He must be far away now.
And this is what happens. Let’s pay. Everything in advance. I just got the prosecutor
and I’m giving up on this. Times. But next year, going
through the NPV, we’ll see. Is he sending us? Yes, but at least it’s legal. And say, you knew so as not to say. So what does that change?
It’s a shame. I think he was doing
a nice job with Chantal. I liked them.
We’re breaking camp. What will happen to them? A little detention,
deportation to the border. But they will come back. You will have them next year.
Anna. Mr. Mayor. Ÿ at least we no longer have
problems with the doors. How do we. What will you do for soil treatment?
For the fences? I don’t know.
You don’t know? Vlad agrees.
Hi Angela. Here’s a little signature.
Yeah. What do speed bumps do? Oh my, this is a disaster. The arborists do
n’t want to hear about it. As for the elderly and parents,
they find that it is not slowing down enough. They all tire me out.
Married. Otherwise,
I really should talk to you. Yes, but I don’t have time
because I’m going to the bank. You’re starting to yell at me again. I’d rather
send you back to school. Oh no, Marie.
What ? I have a real problem with the patient.
Ah good ? Couldn’t you find me
some farm workers? Eh ?
But so late in the season. Well yes, but now I’m really stuck.
Well, okay. Oh, I say, don’t we have
a Romanian dictionary at the town hall? Well no.
For what ? Listen, really,
really, I’m talking to you. Tell me all about it, Naïse,
and then you’ll tell me everything. Come on.
What do you want to talk to him about? There’s something new about mosquitoes. But you’ve been acting weird lately. Aren’t you a little in love? Oh, but that’s great. Who is it ? The bride and groom.
Ah, married men. What a pain. I don’t know
what to do with married men anymore. There is a way. You have to
make him believe that you’re not interested in him at all, that you find him useless.
Ah good ? He will eat out of your hand. I think I’m going to end up an old maid.
It’s sure. What ?
What are you talking about? Oh my, now.
There you say start. I will die alone, devoured by evil.
You’re late. And not very many. We had a setback. You have a way with phrases, Virgil. You should go into politics.
Stop. When can we postpone it? Frankly, I don’t really see
the point in handing over your Emperor of China. What difference does it make if we
push it by two or three days? It’s not a matter
of two or three days. Ah.
That’s because, Paddy. Virgil, I don’t care about
the morals of my clients. Although it’s their balance that interests me. Only, the laughter that is fragile
and sick is the marriage between
Chantal’s heritage and Hervé’s know-how. So if there is a problem between
heritage and know-how. There is no problem.
Finally, at work level. Ah good ?
And Chantal? She is here.
And Hervé? They didn’t understand that it was an
important meeting. And he is sick. He was in good health
just now. Mondrieu?
Yes. This is the cooperative.
Ah good ? Without notice?
Yes. We’ll see what we can do. Yes, I’m here with the mayor.
Yes. The workers at the sugar factory
went on strike. That’s one way to solve
the problem, right? What are you doing here? I don’t know.
I saw Chantal too. Did you know they went
on strike at your company? We’re going to leave, Virgil, we’re going home.
San Francisco. Have you spoken to Chantal about this? I wouldn’t have any trouble
convincing him there. We will find a solution. We will take two apartments. I don’t know if it’s
a matter of two apartments. There’s no point in leaving. Did
you see the look in the ranks? I don’t know how I could ever go
back to the cafe. As for the workers,
he obviously doesn’t want to work with a faggot. But that’s because they say they
just know where we are, that’s all.
It turns out that Paddy is a faggot and leaves. If you leave, you put them
all out of work. It’s not me who puts them out of work,
it’s the debts and the ghost of the old man. But wait, this rice
is your whole life. You love this village, you love this country.
You have to fight to stay here. This village doesn’t want me. But how are you going to be able to face yourself in San Francisco? I know there
isn’t much light in the backrooms, but still. Do n’t be veliary,
it’s not going to be vulgar. And it’s not going to run away from you. So you’re a p*ssy, so what? That doesn’t stop you from being a man. No ? You make me. You’re making me say anything. If you leave, it’s a failure
for you, for your whole life. This is your country,
this is where you want to live. While.
What are you going to do? Are you going to leave or are you going to stay?
I am with you. Listen guys,
I’m not your boss. I’m simply telling you that this
strike is the death of the company. It’s a threat.
Stop your bullshit, Serge. This company is
vital for the entire village. We agree. But if you continue, the creditors
will take the chips. And then they will go see Lucier. He came this morning to Luissier. And given how we received him, I’d be
surprised if he’d come back. No, but bailiffs are
like mosquitoes, you get rid of them and then nothing changes. And you, do you know
the cement plan of 10? Ah, but that’s up to you to discuss
with your bosses. We would like Zweitausendein,
but there is one, she does nothing but cry. And then we don’t know where the other one is.
So here he is. Do you want to talk?
Let’s go. What do you want to talk about? From the dismissal plan that you told us. Hidden for days for example?
Yeah, for example. There is no. Nothing planned. For now.
So from the situation of the box that. Apparently we are hiding too. You know, sometimes we hide
things because. We don’t know how to say them.
And now you know? Yeah. The company’s rescue plan includes
six or seven layoffs for these guys.
What would be planned? Notice and statutory compensation.
We’re dry. What do you want us to plan? ? You see, when it’s clear,
it’s not necessarily better. Can. To be a solution.
Me, the temporary one. The town hall comes to the aid
of a private company. But no, at my house to the sick person. We need workers for three months, right away. Maybe you can arrange to pay them
notice without them doing it. Can this be done?
Yes. There will never be enough work for these six or seven workers. I’ve already called other sick people. There is Bertrand who is ready
to take a sprinkler for six months. There is Thierry who is looking for a guy
for the whole winter on condition that he has a tractor license. I can’t guarantee you long-
term jobs, but I guarantee that we’ll fight to ensure that no one is left behind.
So I walk. Me too. We have no choice anyway.
Let’s go, MM. Ladies, the apples.
Good organic apples. Ana’s apples.
Ana’s apples, MM. Ladies. Very juicy,
very crisp, without parasites. It won’t hurt, don’t worry. Let’s go, MM. Ladies, the apples. Ah, Mr. Mayor, here it is. I have the solution to our problems.
Tout le petit village camarguais de Saint-Gineste est en ébullition : à l’approche de l’annuelle fête du riz, ses habitants s’occupent des préparatifs avec la bonne humeur qui les caractérise.
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Cette célébration prend une tournure d’autant plus importante qu’elle marque également le retour de l’ami d’enfance de Virgile, Hervé. Celui-ci rentre de San Francisco avec sa femme, Chantal, et leur fils, Robin, pour reprendre la rizerie familiale. Si Hervé est ravi de retrouver enfin sa terre d’origine, il en va bien autrement pour son épouse et son adolescent taciturne de fils, qui se plaignent sans cesse de la présence des moustiques, féroces en cette saison…
Avec :
Jean-François STÉVENIN
Laura DEL SOL
Guilaine LONDEZ
Brigitte BÉMOL
Bernard LARMANDE
Pascal ELSO
Le Camarguais : Paddy (Saison 1 – Episode 3)
Réalisation : Patrick VOLSON.
Scénario : Martine TEXIER & Virginie AUGUSTE.
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